Wow.
As in...wow.
Thanks to Stephen King, I will never be able to look again at lobsters or trains with equanimity. But this Dark Tower series sure is a wild ride, and I plan to see it through to the end.

First, let me just clarify for those out there who
might not understand that I’m being horribly, horribly facetious in
posts like this, that I absolutely love Sandra Boynton because her books
calmed my twins when they were crazy almost-toddlers– without fail.
Thank GOODNESS for this article on the benefits of reading actual books! I mean, I was reading the fake stuff (i.e. ebooks), thinking that I was actually consuming the real thing!