Even MORE Things That Drive Books Crazy


  • To all the literary critics: Go away. Just...just...go away.
  • To all the cats: We are not your personal butt-cushions.
  • We. Are. Not. Frisbees.
  • We are not meant for attics, bathrooms, basements, or attics. We are meant to be seen in all our splendor.
  • Babies & toddlers are not allowed within 500 miles of us. Unless we are a board book. And it still sucks.
  • We are not coasters. We are not coasters. WE ARE NOT COASTERS.
  • Either don't shelve us two-deep, or give us stadium seating.

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