Even MORE Things That Drive Books Crazy

[#thingsbookshate]

• To all the literary critics: Go away. Just...just...go away.

• To all the cats: We are not your personal butt-cushions.

• We. Are. Not. Frisbees.

• We are not meant for attics, bathrooms, basements, or attics. We are meant to be seen in all our splendor.

• Babies & toddlers are not allowed within 500 miles of us. Unless we are a board book. And it still sucks.

• We are not coasters. We are not coasters. WE ARE NOT COASTERS.

• Either don't shelve us two-deep, or give us stadium seating.